Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I bought porn for bonomania (10 points). In November I gave angelfirenze a kidney (1000 points). Last Wednesday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In February I gave j_house_addict a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In September I pushed srtawalker in the mud (-17 points). Overall, I've been nice (943 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, primarycolors92

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I find this absolutely hilarious, because I only have one kidney to start with, so Santa wants me to go on dialysis.

I always knew that guy was a douche.

Hi all!

I decided to participate in a anonymous House fic exchange type thing. Basically, you make a post about the kind of fics you want, and then you go around anonymously commenting on other people's posts with fic!

Here's my post: community.livejournal.com/house_stocking/2560.html

I've already written comment-fic anonymously, but if anyone's curious about reading my FIRST EVER House mini-fics, I can let you know which ones are mine.

Leonard Dick has written for both Lost AND House.

He wrote Jin's first episode. And Ana Lucia's. And he's written for Sayid AND Sawyer.

I have a new love!

The lovely people of Westboro Baptist Church (www.godhatesfags.com) decided to pay my high school a visit this afternoon.


Fan-fucking-tastic.

Why was everyone all judge-y about the porn stars on House?

Porn is awesome, therefore porn stars are also awesome.

What gives, guys?

I've been trying to write dialogue for my "Lost" Secret Santa fic and I've come across this particular stumbling block.

Because I'm writing a story based on a television show, when I write the dialogue the inflection I imagine in the actors voice really carry the lines. Said in another way, I write dialogue that I can hear the characters say in my head and sounds natural when they say it.

The problem is that when I read the dialogue without using the character voices, it sounds dull and boring.

How do I deal with this stumbling block? It's stressing me out, as if the fallibility of the public transportation system. But that's another story :)

Thank you!

My two favorites are Strangers on a Train and To Catch a Thief. I am also partial to North by Northwest, The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956), and Rebecca.

Oh, and I LOVED Vertigo.

Rear Window was awesome but I thought the message was sacrificed for a scary ending.

Anyway, do you guys have a favorite Hitchcock film? A least favorite?

I have to write at least 1,000 words by December 10.

And I am terrified that the person I'm writing for won't like it. Especially because they're a very talented writer!

I'm craving some quality mystery movies. Any suggestions? Violence is fine, sex is fine, gore is acceptable but not preferable.

Help?

Thanks!

Link, please?

I wrote a Lost ficlet about a non-character on the plane.  It's a little weird, but I like it. 

community.livejournal.com/lost_in_108/27615.html

This evening, I timed how long it took my dog to eat his dinner.

One minute, two seconds, and 38 miliseconds. 

My dog is fucking amazing. 

Watch and weep, bitches. 

Hey, Linds, guess what?

What?

You're nowhere as funny as you think you are. 

Yeah, well, I think you're funny. 

You do?

Sure.  Funny LOOKING! 

Ouch.  You know, that really hurts because I think you're pretty. 

Wait- what?  You do?

Yep.  Pretty UGLY!!
BURN!




What?  I have no idea where that came from. 

Both "Male Prima Donna" the single AND "Male Prima Donna" music video. 


Are you listening, Mindy Kaling?

THIS IS HOW MUCH I WANT YOU TO BE MY NEW GIRLFRIEND. 

You're a male prima donna but I can't help but want ya
I'm an independent diva but I still kinda need ya
Together we're apart
It's tearing up my heart
I'm in hell and nirvana cause you're my male prima donna

"Male Prima Donna" by Subtle Sexuality. 

You won't regret it. 

www.youtube.com/watch

I wrote a season one "Lost" ficlet about *gasp* SEX, sort of. 

It's called "Turn the Wine to Blood" and you can find it here:

community.livejournal.com/lost_in_108/22147.html

Even if you don't watch Lost, I'd love any kind of writing feedback, either here or at the fic post!

Thanks guys!